{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the private classes break up?","punchline":"Because they never saw each other.","id":407}
{"slip": { "id": 221, "advice": "Share positive energy."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}